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'Mommy, where's Daddy?' 'He left us son, now eat your pie'

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The glorious second coming has begun cheered all those who followed the rules of Christianity.

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I love it when she makes me smile.

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As I pooped, I noticed something very strange.

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As she laid her head down onto her boyfriend's chest, she couldn't help but have that one thought in her mind...

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I am a super hero, and my villains are: Squad boom broom, the anteater, double S witches and the bowl heads.

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My wife always said that you could slow cook most meats for hours in a crock pot.

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Tears began streaming down my face, already contorted from panicked hyperventilation.

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At first it felt like someone was combing her hair.

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I love cooking for my mom!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
'Mommy, where's Daddy?' 'He left us son, now eat your pie'	5
The glorious second coming has begun cheered all those who followed the rules of Christianity.	5
I love it when she makes me smile.	5
As I pooped, I noticed something very strange.	5
As she laid her head down onto her boyfriend's chest, she couldn't help but have that one thought in her mind...	5
I am a super hero, and my villains are: Squad boom broom, the anteater, double S witches and the bowl heads.	5
My wife always said that you could slow cook most meats for hours in a crock pot.	5
Tears began streaming down my face, already contorted from panicked hyperventilation.	5
At first it felt like someone was combing her hair.	5
I love cooking for my mom!	5